Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce is an Elixer of Maximus Capsaicin Extremus. Imported from Barbados, and made with Scotch Bonnet peppers, mustard, modified food starch, salt, onion, water, vinegar, turmeric, and Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), the good Professor recommends consumption in epic proportions to the clear the mind, and your innards.
