Dr. H.E.M. Rhoid says, "There is nothing better than Hemorrhoid Helper to add to your pain & discomfort." If you think it's hot when you eat, wait 'till you take the seat!
WARNING: Inflames Hemorrhoids, causes even more itching and lots of delicious discomfort. Made with flaming fresh Habanero peppers, vinegar, fresh limejuice, sweet onions, zesty garlic and xanthan gum. For truly pleasurable pain the prescription is Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce.
